It makes me sad to see how common the hate for zoos is in leftist circles. To me, zoos are so symbolic of the determination and optimism in leftist thought that I often use these facilities as an example to keep me going. So when I hear fellow leftists wanting to abolish zoos it makes breaks my spirit a bit. Especially considering how necessary zoos are in the fight against the current environmental crisis.
I am the first to admit that no zoo is perfect. I have worked at a world class, accredited, non-profit zoo and it was FAR from perfect. The institution treated me and the other workers like shit. Burnout, lean staffing, and poor adherence to safety protocols resulted in poorer animal welfare outcomes for the animals. And this is a world class facility. There are many facilities out there that shouldn’t exist at all that are hardly better than the menageries of feudal kings.
BUT
Zoos are vital if we want our ecosystems to survive the current mass extinction event.
No other type of institution on earth has saved as many species as zoos. From tiny snails to 1-ton bison, entire species have been returned to the wild thanks to their preservation in zoos.
There are approximately 40 animal species listed as Extinct in the Wild by the IUCN, most of which ONLY exist in zoos and aquariums. Many of these animals are only able to be taken care of because of the decades of animal husbandry science and institutional knowledge built up by our zoos and aquaria by working with other species.
There are many extinctions I cry for, but the ones that hurt the most are the ones happening in front of our eyes. The Javan rhino is all but gone. It’s estimated that there would need to be about 100 rhinos for the species to survive genetically intact. There are now less than that, and none in human care. All it would take is a single tsunami or volcanic eruption and the entire population could be wiped out.
But if there were some in human care, if we had acted sooner and established a breeding population based on the centuries of knowledge we have of caring for their closest relative, the Indian rhino, we could have saved them.
So, when I see leftists talking about how all zoos are inherently destructive, I ask you to think ahead. To when polar bears, chimpanzees, or elephants go extinct in their natural homes, don’t you want a place where we can save them? Where experienced animal care professionals can foster a population in human care so that one day these creatures can return to their homes? A global system of world class facilities dedicated to the survival of wildlife? So even more creatures don’t end up like the Javan rhino; a species we could’ve saved if we’d had the will and the space to do so? If there had more zoos instead of less?
I’m not asking you to love zoos, I’m just asking that you recognize the practical necessity of their existence in the modern age. We won’t survive the coming crises without other species. And they won’t survive without us.
Also, besides functioning as a last, worst case scenario sanctuary for species going extinct, zoos also provide crucial funding for on-ground conservation projects, as well as nature education, which, you guessed it, is also important for effective conservation and a sustainable future!
The Arabian oryx was extinct in the wild in 1972.
[Image ID: Photograph of an Arabian oryx in the Arabian desert, courtesy of Wikimedia]
There were zero of them left. The entire population was in zoos: specifically, the Phoenix Zoo and the Wildlife Park in the US, and Al Ain Zoo in the UAE.
Breeding work in the zoos started before the oryx was fully extinct in the wild, in the 1960s, from a population of 11 at the Phoenix Zoo. There are now more than 1,200 in the wild and more than 6,000 in captivity, which includes wildlife parks. From a total population of a few dozen at most (not all oryxes resided in Phoenix at the beginning of the program but I only have Phoenix’s numbers).
Without the breeding program of Operation Oryx and the care taken by zoos to care for these animals, they would no longer exist.
The oryx was reintroduced to Oman in 1982, and other Arabian countries in stages since, and now has been downgraded in status from extinct to vulnerable.
[Image IDs: a scale showing that “vulnerable” is four steps below “extinct in the wild” and two steps above “least concern;” amateur photo of an Arabian oryx at the Phoenix Zoo, taken by me in 2021]
I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests
This is a problem the writers of the Simpsons have had to deal with - the Simpsons are late 80s, early 90s poor. They have two clunker cars, they live in a house that’s old-fashioned and has crappy furniture because they can’t afford to redecorate. Their TV is ancient. Their neighbors have visibly better stuff than they do, and when they shop they have to buy the bargain brands.
But their lifestyle now seems wildly out of reach to most modern kids! They have two cars! A big three bedroom house! Only one of the parents has to work! They have 3 whole children who they can afford to feed and clothe on a single income! It’s an impossible dream life for most people today.
Here’s the new 24 hour comic I drew this year! This one is called THE KING’S FOREST. cw: blood, violence
How the fuck did you make that last panel say so many things without using any words at all that’s so fucking cool.
s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936
This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying warbut that is a LOOK and she is SERVING itI’ve seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I’ve seen yet. An old seductress saying “hey kid, don’t you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn’t give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?” This goes hard as fuck.
“I used to know your daddy.” kicks like a mule.
GLaDOS: I spent some time researching common human insecurities so I might better insult you. I’ve discovered that physical insecurities often manifest due to feelings of envy stemming from comparing oneself to others.
GLaDOS: There are no other humans in this facility. Just you. Therefore, you lack a source of envy of which would trigger the feelings of insecurity in your tiny simple human brain.
GLaDOS: A shame, isn’t it? I thought so too. Which is why I’ve taken it upon myself to artificially create a humanoid body for myself so that you’ll have someone to envy. A female figure who is taller than you, more mature than you and has larger breasts than you. Gaze upon my new form of perfection and shrink away in your envy. You’ll never achieve this level of perfectio- why are you smiling at me like that. Stop it.
have i ever shown you guys my professor’s DNI list
this is environmental storytelling to me. i just KNOW she’s so so tired of gay cottagecore bitches
Smurfs dni
everyone shut the fuck up this is the only funny addition to this post
maybe the girl in the car’s boyfriend and the hook man simply ran away together. did you ever think of that.